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Sunday, August 11, 2013

Strap-on service INS and OUTS (pun intended :)

In the last few years strap-on service became quite popular.
It’s a fairly common request these days (not sure what to attribute it to-probably porn).

Quite a few guys have indulged in this service for years, while others are curious and want to try it.
This post is for the latter ones, mostly.

To enjoy strap-on service, one has to be prepared-as in one’s bowels have to be clean. This means enema has to take place very shortly or immediately before the service.
This is an absolute must to prevent accidents, as often (more often than one might imagine), after vigorous strap-on session (especially the one which ended in orgasm), bowels will void (involuntary and uncontrollably) as strap-on is pulled out.
This actually applies to anal sex as well. There are few threads on different industry forums where guys complained of s...t hanging from their penis upon pulling out from WG’s anus.
I was told a story of a WG who’s bowels emptied completely at the end of anal session-and she was doing outcall to client’s hotel room! Imagine his bill (and embarrassment).
Although this situation is not a given, it is most likely to happen if the receiver of anal sex has recently had a meal or haven’t emptied his bowels that day.
It’s very similar to “queefing” (vaginal farting), which happens when air is forced into vagina: usually during doggie-style sex, especially if the guy gives his strokes a big amplitude (meaning he takes his penis almost all the way out and then forces it all the way in at each stroke).
Pro Dommes demand clean bowels of any client whom desires strap-on service (or do it themselves upon client’s arrival).
Keep in mind that Pro Dommes have especially equipped dungeons where there are vinyl-covered tables and concrete floors. In case of an accident, all they have to do is use hospital-strength disinfectant they all possess copious amounts of and voila-all good.
It is a lot more problematic for regular full service sex providers (such as myself) whom only offer strap-on service as an add-on.
We mostly cater to GFE a client, which means we invest a lot of money in ambiance: comfortable mattresses, plush bedding, high-thread count sheets...
If accident in the sort I’ve described above happens, it effectively writes off our bedding and mattress (along with whatever else got in the way), as there is o way to clean it properly and completely when that..errr...stuff...seeps in. That’s hundreds of dollars-hardly worth the risk.
Hence my adamant stance in requiring clean bowels before strap-on service commences.
I have professional, hospital-grade enemas and am happy to use them (at additional charge, naturally).
The most common mistake of the “newbies” to the service is perception: they watched a lot of porn and ask for “the biggest” strap-on WG has.
Trust me guys: I’ve performed this service on truly “seasoned veterans”, whom indulge all the time and even they require quite a bit of “warming up” with smaller toys or fingers first and cannot take in a huge strap-on (like the ones often pictured in porn photos).
Anal “Fisting” is not as common or as easily achieved as porn would let you believe: in most cases it hurts like hell (and can rupture very delicate, paper-thin tissue inside your anus)-and that’s when the “giver” was actually successful in achieving the feat (in most cases it simply does not happen).
I have a “realistic” size strap-on: it is 8.5” long and about 5.5” in circumference at it thickest point.





This is an adequate size for most people.

Hope this explains things a bit. Happy exploring J

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