Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Devil's Advocate or Why I Never Want To Own/Run an Agency/Parlour

I am often asked why I don’t own agency/parlour.
People comment on my years in the industry and experience and tell me that I’ll be a great success.
I have absolutely no desire to get involved in any way in running other WGs business.
Below are the stories which illustrate why.

I was either participant, eye witness or got those stories from the source (my GF has been brothel receptionist for years in many different brothels in Melbourne).

I quite intentionally withdrew editorial comments, as often times is not all black and white and you “damned if you do and damned if you don’t”-hence my lack of desire to own an agency/brothel.
To be honest, I am very hesitant to do bi-doubles even, and only offer those with very few select WGs I trust.

Disclaimer: please understand that these stories do not depict entire industry or cover all angles.
They are just some real-life examples. There are many others when things are done intentionally to deceive and scam.

Story #1:

Client calls a “madam” to make a booking with a particular WG for the next day at 11am.
Madam texts said WG and receives a positive and enthusiastic response (“Yes, I will definitely be there! Thank you so much! I really need money!”).
She then gets back to the client and confirms the booking.
The next day client confirms the booking with madam via text. She says “Yes”, as she hasn’t heard otherwise from the WG (meaning all is going according to plan).
At 10:50am, when the WG is not at the agency, madam (slightly concerned) texts WG. No answer.
Madam calls WG 5 min later-the call goes straight into the voicemail.
Client turns up at 11am sharp and is ushered into the room and told “XYZ will be here shortly”.
Madam frantically tries to reach WG via phone and text to no avail.
As she is facing a prospect of an angry client and loss of her own revenue (room fee), she decides to offer the client another WG, whom arrived for her shift on time, but has no bookings.
Client accuses her of “bait and switch” tactics, storms off and writes a nasty review on online industry forum.
WG in question turns up for work few hours later and casually says “Oh, sorry, I’ve overslept and didn’t hear the alarm. I won’t do it again, I promise”. Madam (in most cases) has to let her  work, as she doesn’t have many girls on that day and this one is young and pretty popular.

Story #2:

WG arrives for her shift in a brothel in a bad mood. She really doesn’t feel like working that day, but wants money.
Situation is not immediately apparent to manager/receptionist as WG is pleasant enough to her and other girls.
WG gets picked out by client in the intro. Money is paid and WG gets her portion before going upstairs with the client (standard practice in Melbourne brothels).
Not 3 min later receptionist hears raised voices and both WG and client storm out of the room (both fully dressed).
What transpires is client requested lights to be turned up brighter for a booking and WG flatly refused, made a huge issue of it, and started an argument and now client wants to leave and his money back.
WG shouts: “I am not giving back anything, he is an asshole” and storms in the girl’s dressing room out back.
Receptionist is left to deal with angry client (keep in mind, this would be subtracted from receptionist’s wages which is generally about $250/shift in Melbourne brothels).

Story # 3:

WG from a different country contacted an agency owner stating her desire to work.
Sex work is clearly and openly discussed as well as financial arrangements: the owner would pay for WG’s ticket ( to be paid back from WGs earnings) and provide housing at agreed upon cost. The split is negotiated as well.
WG agrees to all terms, arrives in the country and starts working.
Clearly she is not the only WG working at that agency/parlour and, although quite busy for the first couple of weeks, business has significantly slowed down for her in the next few weeks.
As WG assumed she would be making a lot of money all the time, she wasn’t really saving her earnings those first few weeks, opting to go shopping and partying instead.
She wants more money. She tries to re-neg with the owner who is not so inclined.
WG starts telling her clients and friends a sob story about the owner “exploiting her” and “taking all her money” in an attempt to put the pressure on the owner (and possibly get some extra, “pity” money from her clients).

Story #4:

Clients contacted an agency owner requesting three girls for specific time, as there are three of them.
It’s Sunday afternoon and the owner only has one girl on. She frantically calls different WGs and asks them nicely if they would like to come in just for this booking.
She managers to find two WG whom are willing to abandon their plans and all is set.
Two additional WG arrive promptly and get ready.
At the appointed time clients are not there. Owner asks WGs to wait and they patiently do.
Clients arrive 45 min late (without communicating their late arrival). Miraculously, WGs are still there, chatting amongst themselves.
Three guys start making comments like “Right... Well, let us think about this...” (despite the fact that said agency has a website with actual photos of WG and those are exact WG provided).
The guys still there 5 min later, not making any move to leave, but still making comments which could only be interpreted as “How about a discount if you want us to stay” (they are from a particular ethnic group which is famous for that sort of thing around the world).
The owner has had enough: she tells them none too nicely to get out, as they are disrespectful and time wasters.
One of the guys proceeds to write a nasty review on online forum, omitting a lot of essential detail.

Story #5:

Absolutely gorgeous, stunning, truly “model” like 19-year old applies for a job as a sex worker at an agency.
Owner talks to her at length to make sure the girl know what she is getting into. She explains all the ins and outs, and client’s expectations.
Girl wants to start right away, she says she is ready and when asked by the owner, tells her that she will be happy to provide GFE (owner explained carefully what that entails).
Obviously, owner takes girl’s word for it, as no one could make a WG to do anything (it’s illegal).
It transpires that the only experience with sex the girl had (unsurprisingly) was with horny young guys her own age that were exceptionally grateful to have any kind of sexual intercourse at all and lasted all of few minutes.
Basically, the girl genuinely believes that allowing men to touch her and have sex with her is all that’s required: she lies down and let’s them go at it. She thinks she is doing fantastic job.
She is not prepared for 1-hour long intercourse and when guys take longer than a few minutes to cum; she rolls her eyes and often tells them to hurry up. She wraps up the booking as soon as client orgasmed.
Also, just as with many of her fleeting boyfriends,  she doesn’t always feel like kissing at all or not deep French kissing in some instances(depending on her mood, time of the month, how appealing the guy is to her-reasons are unpredictable and endless).
However, she is happy to do it occasionally (again, reasons are unpredictable and varied).
As a result, reviews of this girl are varied. Clients want the owner to produce “consistency” of service by that girl.
Owner has no idea how to remedy the situation (and neither has she any legal way to do so).

Story #6:

WG has been with an agency for a while. She is reliable and trusted. She has many great reviews.
A client (previously unknown to the agency) books her.
He later posts a negative review.
Owner is surprised. When she questions the WG, it transpires that not only the client was disrespectful and had a bad attitude; he attempted unprotected sex and/or sex acts WG does not advertise and has no desire to perform.
The client is now contacting the owner to demand a refund due to poor service.

Story #7:

A WG was picked out in an intro in a parlour. It is half an hour booking.
She collects her share of money, takes the client upstairs to the room, performs a health check and tells the client to take a shower.
She then proceeds to go back into girl’s changing room and takes the next 20 min to smoke, have a cuppa, and re-apply her make-up.
Although booking does not start until the girl comes back in the room, client only has limited time for this. He keeps buzzing the receptionist asking where the girl is.
Receptionist already told WG 5 times to go up “Now, please”.
The guy has now decided to abort the booking. Naturally, he wants his money back.
WG refuses to give any money back, saying she is now ready to proceed.
Client starts an angry exchange with the receptionist, while the WG saunters back to the girl’s room.

Story #8:

Parlour/agency has five WG rostered for the shift. All five have confirmed the night before.
Owner is taking bookings for them.
Shift start time comes and goes and only one WG actually turned up.
Two called in sick, one cannot be reached and their phones are turned off and the other one tells the owner her “car broke down”. When the owner suggests she’ll send someone to pick the girl up or pay for her taxi fare, WG declines.
Owner is frantically calling other WGs, begging them to come in as well as clients, trying to make excuses and re-schedule. It’s a mess and everyone is stressed and unhappy.

Story #9:

This agency is low-price, high-volume type. It’s been around for a while and a lot of clients know its location. Many just come over without a booking, hoping to either ogle the girls for free or grab whichever they like.
A lot of clients who make bookings there end up not turning up or turning up significantly late (or early).
A client makes a booking with a WG “XYZ” for 4pm. At 3:55pm a guy (some guy) rings the doorbell.
“XYZ” whom is very young, pretty and new opens the door and inquires if the guy has a booking. He takes one look at the girl and says “Yes, I do. With you”.
“Are you Brian?” XYZ enquires (she knows she has a booking with “Brian” at 4pm).
“Yes, I am” the guy says and she takes him into the room (he is not, but he really fancies this girl and can care less about fellow punter).
At 4:02pm the “real” Brian turns up. The owner doesn’t want to upset him (or lose the money), so she asks him to wait 20 min.
As “XYZ” breezes by on her way to the shower, owner wants to make sure that Brian understand there is no “bait and switch”, so she asks “XYZ” to say “Hi” to Brian (so he knows he is not waiting in vain).
Brian is not happy about the wait and “XYZ” in her wisdom (not wanting to lose the money) tells him that it’s not her fault and the owner “makes” her take bookings back-to-back.

Brian later writes scathing "expose" about the agency/owner on online forum.

Story #10:

It is made clear to all WG when they are hired that it is their responsibility to clear/tidy the room after themselves: change the linen, put the towels into the washing machine, empty the rubbish bin, wipe down the bathroom and clean the toilet.
Almost every day an agency owner is confronted with piles of dirty towels thrown haphazardly around the laundry room, bins full of used condoms that start to smell,etc.
When trying to talk to WGs about it, they all claim to do their part and point fingers at each other.
She ends up doing most of it herself, in order to preserve a good image of her agency and avoid complaints.
She is also a "dumping ground" for their constant bitching and moaning about everything and sundry.

Story #11:

It's an old, established brothel in suburbs. It seen better days.
Clientele is mostly guys who live around that area.

There is "core" of regular WGs, some of them have worked there for years and some seen "better days" as well.

Obviously, every time a "new" girl starts there, she gets most of the business, as all the guys want to try her, and for the "regular,core" girls it means slow times (even slower than normal, which is pretty slow).

A new, young, pretty girl starts in that brothel and she is instantly a great hit with clients.

"Old" girls are not happy. Although new girl is pleasant and tries her best to make friends with all the girls, they give her a very cold shoulder, mostly just ignoring her.
New girl is uncomfortable and receptionist tries her best to make her feel more welcome (business is business and the owner wants revenue, so new girl attracting more clients and getting lots of bookings works great for him).

"Old" girls trying their best to run the new girl off. It culminates in new girl going up to her assigned "work" room with her next client only to find a piece of fresh excrement (yes, human feces) placed in her nightstand drawer (she actually dipped her hand in it when she reached there for a condom).

New girl runs out of the room crying, gets dressed and leaves the brothel for good (with her portion of the money for that last booking which was not completed).

Client comes downstairs angry and demands a refund from receptionist.
Receptionist is the one whom has to clean up the room as well.

"Old" girls are snickering, but feign shock and surprise and deny any participation.

I’ll be the first to say it: there is a percentage of WGs whom  are unpredictable, unorganised, moody, unreliable and unable to conform to any structure/discipline.
Then there are those amazing ones, whom are cool and composed and have everything under control. They know why they are in this industry and what they want in their lives.

That’s why when you (as a client or as owner/operator)discover  gems which can be relied upon, trusted and provide consistently great service, treat them well and hold on to them.

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